[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

• me: i need to lose weight
• me: gains weight

kluckleberry:

#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

kingcheddarxvii:

floating-head:

your-blog-must-be-good-because-i:

Incestual Realization Of Han Solo 

literally crying with laughter.

This was at least twice as funny as I thought it was going to be.

FRI cK

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell