[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
Incestual Realization Of Han Solo
literally crying with laughter.
This was at least twice as funny as I thought it was going to be.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell