BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
when my parents complain about me
studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist
I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.
savior of the wizarding world everyone
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.